Farsi Joke dayi Videos and Clips

Farsi = Tajiki = Dari anahita reading a joke from zakani
Don't forget to rate and leave your comments. Enjoy! This song is for Iranian, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, khurasan Uzbekistan,Tehran Kabul Dushanbe, Samarkand , Bukharo, Esfahan, sheraz, mashhad, toos, herat, Kandahar, balkh, pajsher, mazar, takhar, badakhshan, kulob, khujand, esaar, termez, parwan,juzjan, vakhsh, pamer and sughd also this song will be interesting for the fans of shabnam soraya, farzona khurshid, parvina, sadriddin, andy mansor, laila frohar, sema bena, nigora, surajidin, farhad darya, valy, taher shubab, zerkrullo, mohamad rafi, shabnam tajiddin, delnoza, seema tarana, vajiya, salma, aidar saleem, arash, zaland

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Marg مرگ (Death) by استاد عبدالظاهر داعى in Farsi/Dari/Afghani
Masha Allah beautiful dars/lecture delivered in Dari/Farsi Afghan language by Ustad Abdul Zahir Daa'ee. May Allah benefit us from the knowledge given. Aameen.

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Rahimpour Azghadi: Iranians Embrace Christianity Joke
Prof. Dr. Hassan Rahimpour Azghadi (Persian: رحیم پور ازغدی) is a lecturer, philosopher and political strategist and popular television personality in the Islamic Republic of Iran. His lectures are filmed and shown on the IRIB Channel 2 called "A model for tomorrow" (طرحی برای فردا), aired Fridays after the Jumu'ah prayers. Azghadi has travelled throughout the world to give lectures, his focus is on social, political, and economic affairs in contemporary Islamic Iran. Some of the subjects he addresses are notably that of the Islamic Hijab (veil), Westoxification, American hegemony, Communism, Christianity, Hezbollah, Jihad, Freedom, Marxism, Western moral corruption, nuclear energy, Shi'a Islam, Israel, Aristotle and Plato, Liberal Democracy, Islamic economics, political Islam but also youth affairs and social struggle. Since the Islamic Republic's Revolution Day he has given a series of lectures on the life and sayings of the Ayatollah Khomeini.

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Persian Love Song By Shir-Ali Ghassab
This is one of the best Persian love songs. It is performed by Shir-Ali Ghassab in early 70s. Hope you enjoy it. Happy Valentines Day.

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Joke of The Day - Propellers (In Persian) - 28 June 2010
Please join us for a joke told in Persian, entitled "Propellers." Teacher: "Who knows why planes have propellers?" Bahram: "They are for the pilots, so they don't sweat." Teacher: "Why are you saying that?" Bahram: "Because one time I was watching a movie and when the propeller stopped working, the pilot was full of sweat."

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18 Joke of The Day Red Lights In Persian 05 Oct 2010


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17 Joke of The Day Spinach Time in Persian 27 Nov 2010


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Joke of The Day - Good Reasons (In Persian) - 15 June 2010
Time for some light-hearted humor with joke of the day, entitled "Good Reason," told in Persian. A couple was having a quarrel. The husband said, "I married you just because your father was rich." The wife said, "At least you had a reason, what shall I say then?"

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Joke of The Day - Happy Car (In Persian) - 30 July 2010
Now let's listen to a joke told in Persian, entitled "Happy Car." First person, "Are you happy with your car?" Second person, "My mechanic is very happy!"

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17 Joke of The Day Air Content In Persian 30 Oct 2010


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Joke of the day Kaput 24 May 2010
Let's enjoy a joke told in Persian, entitled "Kaput." The doctor's TV is kaput. He called the mechanic, who said: "I can't, it's my birthday." The doctor was angry: "But whenever you are sick, I always come to treat you!" "OK, good, I'll be there," said the mechanic. In half an hour, he was at the doctor's house, turned the TV around, threw in a few tablets and said to the doctor before leaving: "In 3 days, if it doesn't get better, call me then."

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Funny persian-Football Zidane Vs Ali Daee
hahaha

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Killing Iranian Civilians Isn't Hilarious, Senator McCain (Iran cigarette joke)
Senator McCain has famously said, "Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war." How, then, should we describe a clearly unbalanced presidential candidate who jokes about killing innocent civilians as part of a larger war-mongering foreign policy? "A fool or a fraud" barely cracks the surface. There are a few other f-words that might suffice, but in lieu of those, might I suggest "unhinged maniac" or "tasteless hack" or "creepy, twitchy, psychotic hoople without any internal monologue who shouldn't be allowed within a hundred square miles of the nuclear launch codes"? Yesterday, Senator McCain was asked about an AP story in which it was revealed that during the Bush years there has been a significant increase in American exports -- including cigarettes -- to Iran. First, Senator McExperience admitted that he hadn't heard about this news story. That's bad. But not bad enough for the corporate media to wet-nap the barbeque sauce off their fingers so as to successfully pen a news item about it. But it doesn't matter because Senator McShecky followed his ignorance with this reaction to the cigarettes exports: "Maybe that's a way of killing them." Then the uncomfortable, jittery, bottled-rage laughter and, "That was a joke!" I sincerely hope so. I hope the Iranian government gets the correct tone-of-voice in the translation, especially if what Senator Jackie McJokeman and his neocon wack pack are saying about Iran's impending nuclear arsenal is true. I can <b>...</b>

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Joke of The Day - Kitchen Utensils (In Persian Language) - 06 June 2011


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Berlusconi tells a joke (english subtitles)
other Berlusconi subtitled news: ilgattohanuovecode.blogspot.com Jokes, gestures and blunders Berlusconi is notorious for his questionable sense of humour. In February 2002, at a European Union summit of foreign ministers, Berlusconi, who was present since the replacement of his previous foreign minister, Renato Ruggiero, had not yet been appointed, made a vulgar gesture (the "corna") behind the head of the Spanish foreign minister, Josep Piqué, intimating he was a cuckold during an official photo shoot. This is a common joke among Italian children, but many felt it was utterly out of place in an international meeting. He later explained that he "was just kidding", and was trying to create a relaxed atmosphere, that this sort of meeting was meant to "create friendship, cordiality, fondness and kind relationships" between the participants, and that he wanted to amuse a small group of Boy Scout bystanders. On 2 July 2003, one day after taking over the rotating presidency of the EU Council of Ministers, he was heavily criticised by the German SPD Member of the European Parliament Martin Schulz because of his domestic policy and his alleged links to the Mafia. Berlusconi responded: "Mr Schulz, I know a movie producer in Italy who is making a movie about Nazi concentration camps. I will recommend you for the role of a Kapo. You are perfect for the part!". Responding to the shoutings that then came from the Socialist backbenchers, Berlusconi insisted that he was only joking <b>...</b>

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Joke of The Day - Thickest Fog (In Persian Language) - 17 Mar 2011


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Parazit 42 گلچین پارازیت جمعه ۲۲ بهمن ۸۹ Iran Funny Joke News Feb 11 2011
PrinceShadow16April8 (born on July 4Th 2006 - Kidnapped on April 16, 2008) is the latest Victim of Censorship in YouTube We are uploading some of the latest video of that Channel, which are available, Sorry for missing description ... Green Movement Will Be Back on CHAHAR-SHANBEH SOORI چهارشنبه سوری There are two reasons why Iranians celebrating even today under the islamic Repression, the last night to wednesday before the 21. of March, the begin of the new year (Nowrooz). The first reason is an Mythical which is written in the "Shahnameh". It is about Siawash, an iranian prince which had to show his innocence by jumping over the fire, when he was sentenced by his father in trial, because of an false accusation from his stepmother. However, Siawash jumped with his horse over the fire and nothing happened to him. This showed his father that he was innocent. The Shahname of Ferdowsi was written, over 300 years after the islamic Invasion in Iran. Most of the Stories and epics which Ferdowsi used, were facts and stories about the real Emperors of Iran and their faith. In real the Zoroastrians, used the 5-6 days at the end of the year to kindle fires at the roof of their houses to show the way for the souls of their deaths back to the great light. This is the second reason why Iranians from Tajikistan to Kurdistan, Afghanistan, Azarbayjan...kindling fires at the last night to wednesday before 21. of March. The role of Fire in the Iranian Faith and Mytology is Important and <b>...</b>

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Evil Prank Jokes
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Karzai is crying
Afghan president Hamid Karzai broke down while giving a speech in Kabul for Literacy Day.

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Arosi Haroon عروسی هارون Tablegh (Reminder from wedding of brother Harun)
Reminder from the wedding of bro Harun. Reminder given by our noble Sheikh Ustad Abdul Zaher Daiee.

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"Stage set for Victory Day parade" Sinhala News 14.06.2010
All arrangements are in place for the victorious National Commemoration festival. This commemoration is being organized to mark the first anniversary of the victory over terrorism. A special traffic plan will be enforced in the surroundings of the Galle Face Green, the venue of the commemoration. Giving details on the event, Military Spokesman Major Gen. Prasad Samarasinghe said that the commemoration ceremony will begin at the Galle Face Green on Friday the 18th at 8.00 am He said all arrangements have been finalized to stage the victory parade. The Navy will accord a 21 gun-salute in the afternoon on behalf of the nation. He revealed that the parade will display how the humanitarian operation was carried out. In the meantime, another special Ranaviru commemoration ceremony will be organized near the Parliamentary complex. Chairperson of the Ranaviru Seva Authority Padma Wettewa said that function will be held at 4.30 pm at the Parliamentary grounds. This national ceremony is being organized to pay tribute to the fallen heroes. It will be held under the President's patronage.

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sardar ali takar pashto song zama yadigee qurban dilbaray
a nice pashto song by sardar ali takar king of afghan pashto music Pashto pushto pakhto pukhto pashtoon afghan afghani farsi persian urdu hindi punjabi arian afganistan pakistan pakistani india indian iran irani arab arabic kabal qandahar gazni peshawer pekhawer karachi lahore swat...

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Sirat سیرت (Seerah Biography of Prophet Muhammad) Reminder by Ustad Abdul Zahir Daiee
Lecture delivered by Ustad Abdul Zahir Daiee.

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Dayenu! Persian Jewish Passover tradition- Family Abuse with Green Onions!
Next time you date a Persian, you may want to reconsider. The Persian Jewish tradition of Dayenu on Passover includes Family Abuse with Green Onions! Watch to see this crazy thing we do yearly... This Persian Jewish custom has been passed down from generation to generation and is in essence a religious sanctioned wiping :-)

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Nishana hai Jannati haa wa Dozakhi haa
Another beautiful lecture by the noble Sheikh Abdul Zahir Daiee. May Allah preserve him.

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